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A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress or skirt or jeans and some blouse or tshirt .. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant: What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2014 Corvette Stingray 3LT , the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, 6.2 L V8 engine, 460HP, 8-speed paddle-shift transmission, GT bucket two tone all-leather seats, carbon fiber interior trim , oh ..and it has a very thin surface scratch on the left side of the front spoiler..

At this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.

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