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a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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God I miss the 70's...
Jay
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"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." ~Dr. Ferdinand Porsche
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How about a bootleg copy of Beverly hills cop
a pack of Ice breakers w flavor crystals.. make that a half pack.
and a dell bluetooth mouse.
I love my 968 for what it is & don't hate it for what it isn't!
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The swizzle stick is a bit of a stretch.
Strangely, I inherited from my uncle a collection of swizzle sticks from bars all over the world from the 50's, 60's and 70's. he worked for Sylvania Corp. and travelled extensively. I will someday figure out a way to display them. Pretty cool.
Jay
“Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.” - Hunter S. Thompson
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." ~Dr. Ferdinand Porsche
"968Forums, a quaint little drinking community with a serious horsepower problem"
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out, shouting, 'Holy sh*t! What a ride!'"- Unknown
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Jay...gotta love the Tubes. I have seen them a couple of times and their show is one of the best out there.
What could Bob need that any of us would have???
92 968 cab (cobalt blue/black top/grey int)
87 944S
19 Audi A6 3.0T
03 Toyota Tundra
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What could Bob need that any of us would have???
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Sanity....
Current:
2016 Cayman S
Former:
94 968 Cab 6 Spd. Black/Cashmere D1R SC
86.5 928 Garnet Red Metallic
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Flash if you've got an extra one, I could use a stock chip just to keep on hand as a backup. Supposedly my car is running a Racer-X chip installed by a PO. I haven't ever been able to bump the rev limiter (think I've had it up around 7500 once or twice), so I tend to believe it. In trade I can offer you periodic seat time in an un-supercharged 968, just so, once you've 'gotten used to it', you can renew your appreciation of how awesomely fast your car truly is!
-Austin
-Austin
'94 Black/Tan Coupe
6sp. LSD, 18" Carrera Lightweights, M030 struts and sways, Racer-X chip, airbox mod