[Davbert55]

I use these two to sidestep the fact that I have a mistress in my driveway.



PMU - Porsche Monetary Unit. 1 PMU = $1,000



AdFyr (pronounced add fire) - Another Delivery For Your Restoration



Please share your secret language.



Dave

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[Rap]

SS slippery slope

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[94SilverCab]

"Standard Maintenance" (New, highly modified parts that replace OEM equipment).



Jay

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[ds968]

WMW. ( What, me worry ?! )



Ok, admittedly that's mostly just me not replacing anything until it completely breaks and then ends up costing a lot more money .

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[flash]

lol - sometimes we just fail to learn things, no matter how many times it bites us in the butt. when will i stop second guessing myself? when will i stop belaboring pointless arguments with the wife?

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[94SilverCab]

Should have mentioned D1R



Jay

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[Rap]

Bob what was the acronym?

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[bombfactory]

TADT - 'they all do that' (come to think of it, my M3 has many more TADTs than my 968)



NLA - 'no longer available' (I'm sure most of us have heard that from Sunset Porsche)

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[flash]

rap - "i just can't learn in spite of repeated failure" acronym: republican



roflmao - you stepped into that one

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[MCL968]

CDD- Cubic Dollar Displacement. We used that one at the track to explain why some cars won in spite of the driver's limited abilities.

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[Chris Vais]

TU - tits up or tango uniform (use in polite company) an acronym thats usage increase exponentially with the age of ones vehicle.

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[bva]

WWFD - what would Flash do? Used when re-designing a solution to a problem already solved in the pursuit of 'a little more' perfection; hours invested in the project exceed ROI.



WWJD - what would Joe (rxter) do? Used when designing a solution that relies exclusively on the liberal use of zipties.

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[94SilverCab]

BVA, you owe me a new keyboard...I literally LOL'ed...



Jay

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[Scott Collins]

O.I.D.I.A.T. = Oh I Did It Again Twice.



or



O.I.S.H.I.S.H.W.A.W.O.C.C = Oh S**T I Slammed Hood With A Wrench On Cam Cover



or



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B.O.H.I C. A. = I'll let someone else explain that one, someone not using his/her actual name.

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[flash]

lol - a buddy of mine directed a film by that name.

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[Grandpa#3]

FUBAR = used by mostly military, ****** up beyond all recognition.

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[ds968]

WTF ?! ( no...for 968s that actually stands for What's The Fix ? ) Answers to the WTF question found on the Forums using the search engine, or, simply just asking again for a solution to the problem.



Oh, and I ruined my keyboard with spilled coffee as well, reading the WWFD acronym. Now that's funny !

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[Bulti]

Lol, BOHICA, didn't know that one!

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[lbpesq]

HS !



meaning: "Holy S**t, I just found out how much it's going to cost to replace the broken bow in my convertible top"

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[az968]

BHICTNP =



But Honey It's Cheaper Than a New Porsche



Used to justify repairs and upgrades.

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