Cloud, I have an 80 gig iPod in my truck that has every CD I own. I have a playlist that is 18 hours long and can get me from Florida to PA without hearing the same song twice. I can see where you would not want a minivan, (gad) but the truck is truly a versatile vehicle.
I guess you will just have to get the truck and trailer, convert your 968 to a permanent track car and then get a second 968 as a daily driver since we can't talk some good sense into you son.
I know what you mean though, I live in redneckville...some of the pickemups them boys drive - lol the side rails at the top of the bed are higher than the six feet I am tall, and they are running 44's or larger on them...(no vehicle inspection required in Florida)
Seriously though, I have a Ridgeline. Fairly sophisticated, not rednecky, has a trunk, not hard to drive or park and all I have ever done to it in over a 150K is tires, brakes, gas, oil and a power steering pump. Oh yea, I had the timing belt done. That's it. Not too bad. I think the truck will cost me less to have bought, to own and to buy a new one before I get the 968 on the road parts and cash wise.
I am keeping my truck and next year I am probably going to go buy a Rubicon.
Good luck - remember, hauling the 968 saves mileage on the odometer and more time to wear it down on the track - lol