A lady walked into a Porsche dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect loaded 968 <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/wink.gif" class="smilie" alt="" /> and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had
happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just touching it, you are gonna s*** when you hear the price."
