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World ends tomorrow ?!
#1

I was apparently misinformed when reading that the world ends tomorrow, I guess it's not the end of the end but rather just the first day / beginning of the end which will take approximately another six months <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/dry.gif" class="smilie" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" alt="" /> , so if anyone wants to sell me their 968 for $ 100 ...and maybe use that money for a "last meal on earth " , I'm ready to pay cash <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/wink.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />



Offer does not apply to any you guys in Australia or the Far East or several other places where it's already tomorrow <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/laugh.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />
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#2

When I'm taken in the rapture tonight, you're all welcome to my chainsaw and my shotgun, which you'll need to survive the zombie apocalypse. [Image: tongue.gif]
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#3

I'm still here.
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#4

Boy, Do I feel stupid. I sold everything I own except this computer and my 968...can anybody loan me a few bucks?



Jay
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#5

Don't worry guys, it's not the end of the world or anything... [Image: icon_lol1.gif]
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#6

I was going to leave a t-shirt and a pair of pants strewn on the front lawn next to a sign which said " body on rapture leave ", but then I got sidetracked making my own last meal on earth by turning some tap water into wine, and had that with some bread and fish.. <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />



Ah, as PT Barnum said: there's a sucker born every minute <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/laugh.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />
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#7

Wouldn't you just love to be the charlatan that suckered all of these fools( believers) $ ?
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#8

LOL i like the pants and shirt on the front lawn.



A co-worker forwarded me one of his speeches. Man that dude makes no sense. He quotes small portions of scriptures that have nothing to do with what he's preaching. Kind of sad how some of those people lost so much following that guy.
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#9

uhhh,



why are we still posting ? the world ended yesterday <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/ohmy.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />
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#10

It was just the beginning of the end, ebarone968. Those who were worthy were "raptured" yesterday, and now the rest of us are left on Earth to experience the "tribulation".



Of course, the timing of all this depends on whether or not you are a Dispensationalist Premillenialist or not.
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ARKANSAS CITY (AP) — A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.



"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.



She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.



Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.



When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
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#12

Snopes says "False", but a very entertaining story anyway...I don't doubt that some nitwit, somewhere, did something really stupid.



http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp



Regards,



Jay
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#13

sex dolls go down not up!
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#14

my offer to buy your 968s for $ 100 has now just been extended until Oct 21th, 5:59 pm. <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/tongue.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />
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#15

Did I miss something? <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/huh.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />



BTW- I'll offer $101 for your 968s....
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#16

You can't you not really alive!!!
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#17

Jim, this is not eBay ! <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/laugh.gif" class="smilie" alt="" /> And yes, you missed the previously miscalculated beginning of the end of the world, which is now reset for Oct 21 of this year.. unless your wall calendar at home is the Mayan version, in which case you still have until mid next year to live.. <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />
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#18

I was laughing at all the news reports stating a few people (less than a 100 IIRC) were outside the guy's building waiting for something to happen. What a bunch of nut jobs! (Boy will I regret saying that if we all die in 5 months...!)



Had I known the world was going to end, I would have chilled a nice bottle of wine for the Mrs., donned my Hefner smoking jacket, queued up some Barry White, and worked the magic! Then, when the Mrs. got home, she could share a glass of wine with me! <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/laugh.gif" class="smilie" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/blink.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />



I'm starting a new cult- The 968 Cult. Everyone will need to bring me their 968s by August, say, 4th, 2011. Otherwise, serious demise and bad stuff along those lines will befall the world, especially the 968 owners. Btw, shipping to my house is the responsibility of the current owner. And make sure the signed over title to the car is located in the glovebox. I don't want to make the gods angry via un-signed titles... They wouldn't appreciate the lack of detail.
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#19

just cabs right?
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#20

My wife's birthday is October 21st...I'll do my best to bring her some "Rapture" <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />



Jay
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