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ds968
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06-10-2010, 05:34 PM
At lunch time, park your car on the side of the road, make sure you have your sunglasses on, and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img]

And if that's just not enough for you, take a pack of condoms to the counter of your local drugstore and with a straight face , ask the clerk where the fitting rooms are. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]


( sorry, just had a three martini lunch, the mind starts wondering ... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

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06-10-2010, 07:00 PM
had a crummy job in high school selling used cars and one day we got a crown vic interceptor on trade in... i would sit on the side of the road with my clip board and watch. sometimes i would pull out really fast and get on someone's bumper... lets just say i was on top of the world for about an hour or so during the test drive... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]

...i guess i didn't think about how young i had to look [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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06-10-2010, 08:12 PM
Sending the new Junior Officer on board down to the Master Chief Gunners Mate for a box of Rifle Reports was always good for a laugh.

There are others, but they can't be repeated on a family website. We'll have to save them for Cigars and Cognac next time we are in Paso.
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06-10-2010, 10:48 PM
When I worked in a restaurant we sent new busboys out for pizza patches, or a bucket of steam...
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06-11-2010, 09:31 AM
we got a crown vic interceptor on trade in... i would sit on the side of the road with my clip board and watch. sometimes i would pull out really fast and get on someone's bumper...


you were lucky. Click here.
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06-11-2010, 11:36 AM
eh, police weren't as persnickety back in the day... and besides, where i grew up the police were just as liable to start a drag race at a stop light as anyone else.... ahh the good ol' days
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06-11-2010, 08:19 PM
They must play a lot of hockey without helmets in that town.
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06-11-2010, 08:37 PM
"They must play a lot of hockey without helmets in that town"

you have no idea... dancing has been legal for 8 years... but still not within 100 yards of a public facility or church... welcome to north Ga
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