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Things to think about when you are NOT selling a car.
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Image this (and that).



Looking up at night, everything that you can see is in The Milky Way. Image its mass. Now remember that this is only one of millions or more galaxies. Image that mass. Now then add in multiplier, unknown, to "add in" for everything else. That multiplier might be 10 to the nth power where n might be large. Image that mass. Now condense it all down into singularily, where its volume would be not larger than a grape. Image its density. In the history of time, that object is thought to have survived less than 0.001 seconds. So what was before? What was its age, assuming that time exists? If it was "always" there then time does not exist.



Image a cod. What determines what it will eat? Only the size of its mouth, which is wider than any other part of its digestive tract. For their benefit, they cannot taste.



Image an oak tree. Produces 50,000 acorns yearly. Image the energy cost placed into each one. Look at the survival rate. Multiply the survival rate, the number of acorns and the energy cost per acorn. You get a quantity. Divide it by the mass of the tree. This is a reproductive strategy called r-selection. Remember the number. Now image a human female. Produces about 30 offspring max per lifespan, or normally 1 max per year. Energy cost per offspring is high. Survival rate is high. Do all the math, the number is the same. This is called K-selection. Opposite ends of a reproductive continuum.



Image a box, it has a length (L), width (W) and a height (H). The position in the box can be described always by reference to the coordinates LxWxH It is three dimensional. Now image a niche occupied by an organism. It also has coordinates. It is called an n-dimensional hypervolume. Wonder why politicians can't understand why ecological policies don't work? The math is fascinating. Only a government pension plan actuarial table is more confusing. Read about it in the book "The Ecological Theatre and The Evolutionary Play".



Image a bar. Girls and boys there. There is a game of trickery being played. It is evolutionary trickery. The r-selected boys, with their numerous motile gametes, will pass their genes on the best (maximise their fitness) if they can breed with as many girls as possible. Mating with the "best one" does not diminish the chance of mating with any other. So is the reason behind the "bag over the head" discussion. The girls, being K-selected, maximise their fitness if the offspring survives, requiring nuturing and male support, so the females should be selective. The game, for males, is to cheat and convince the females that they are "the best", caring little what happens afterward. The cheaters win. The females, knowing that the males need not be selective, will cheat by appearing to be "available", trying to convince the males to "show them" how superior they are and that they are "available" , not necessarily requiring a commitment. So, next time you are in a bar, you will know why men spend too much money, make many promises, and never call back. ANd, when unsuccessful, will go home with anyone that can walk. And why women have painted nails, short skirts and long eyelashes. And cry when he doesnt call the next day. In the world of evolution, cheaters win as long as there are not too many.



Look at your lawn. Look at a well kept short mowed part. The dandelions are all on very short stems. Why? When the stems are long the mower cuts them off before the flowers go to seed. A poor choice to maximise fitness. Now look at another lawn, maybe a field. Not well mowed. Dandelions have long stems. Why? They need to grow tall to reach the sun; otherwise, they cannot mature. Short stems don't reproduce. This is evolution in front of you.



Quiz questions:



1. why to chihuahuas have long ears?

2. why do cats not break bones falling from great heights?

3. why do cold water arctic invertebrates reach greater sizes and live longer than tropical counterparts?

4. from what did the name "google" originate?



Over and out.
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4. It was derived from "googol", the number represented as 1 with 100 zeroes. Not sure why Google the company chose this as the root of their name, though (I didn't google it <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/smile.png" class="smilie" alt="" />)



As far as the rest of your post: Just Wow. Hope you find a buyer quick!
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Kim. I agree with Cloud. I think we are all becoming concerned with your yoda like questions. Now just so we all don't worry too much about you here's mine. I'm in southern Florida now. Not sleeping well last nite so I'm up walking around and look out of the room and see a Death Star. As I'm looking I think, am I sleepwalking because not only can't I believe or identify what is am seeing up in the sky but I'm under no influences whatsoever. So I go wake Liz out of a sound sleep and make her look at what I'm seeing. Her first question is why are you up walking around? She looks and yes she sees it and can't figure it out either. It was a circular object up in the sky with about 10 lights flashing. No red or blue strobe lites and not moving. Not a constellation and not a plane. Only thing I could imagine was some sort of ballon used to survey the coast for perhaps drug runners or some such. Big meeting tomorrow and of course I will be up again looking for the Death Star! Kim how much we're your cars again? Lol
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[quote name='Kim' timestamp='1354326759' post='135539']

1. why to chihuahuas have long ears?

2. why do cats not break bones falling from great heights?

3. why do cold water arctic invertebrates reach greater sizes and live longer than tropical counterparts?

4. from what did the name "google" originate?



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1. Possibly either because they use them for hunting rats and/or for cooling

2. Presumably because they spent much time living in trees, and consequently, falling out of trees and thus have evolved reflex behavior to avoid damage upon landing.

3. Cold water is denser, holds more oxygen. That allows larger growth. Also slows metabolism, which causes them to live longer.



And now a question for you: Can we be sure of any of this or are they "just-so" stories?
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the google answer is correct.

the ears are for thermoregulation

the cat has floating clavicles (collar bones), so falling on their front legs does not transit the shcok to their bones.

think more about the cool question. not even close. The answer requires mathematics.



So you see, there really IS more to discuss than 968s.



Now, back to work.
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#3 - there are fewer species in colder climates, and i imagine that why they are larger has to do with the fact that those species in the colder areas have been around longer, and have developed that way to survive the cold harsh climates. fat is a great insulator.



but the real question is "how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
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As for question #2, you just need to find a higher window!
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roflmao - love that
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[quote name='lbpesq' timestamp='1354379791' post='135554']

As for question #2, you just need to find a higher window!

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You say that, but there is a certain range of heights where falling cats are more likely to harmed. This happens because as they fall, they accelerate. They sense this acceleration and thus tense up. Once they reach terminal velocity they relax. And much like drunks, relaxed cats are less likely to suffer injuries than tensed cats.
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actually the higher the point from which they are dropped, the more likelihood of them being killed, because it gives me more time to aim before i fire.
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#11

I have 29 cats. Easy on the cat "jokes".
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lol - with 29 cats, there are plenty of other jokes that spring to mind. that's just plain wrong. they make reality shows about people like that
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#13

Me I'd sell the cats to the local Chinese restaurant and keep the cars. But hey that's just me. No offense intended to anyone, except perhaps the cats! Lol
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Not sure I'm intellectually deep enough for this forum any more.
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Some might think spending $20K on an engine is wrong. And they make reality shows about car obsessed nuts as well (which I suspect might include the majority of us).



The wife and I dote on our animals -- 6 cats and 5 dogs. All but one of them were strays that we've found dumped outside our gate. So I kindly remind you of the old adage, if you don't have anything nice to say...
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Please accept my apologies, I meant no offense.
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no offense taken whatsoever.
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lol - people are too touchy. we should be able to tell people when they have some big green thing hanging out of their nose. we should be able to tell them that shower shoes (flip flops, thongs, whatever) are not to be worn in public as shoes, except on sand, and they look like hillbillies when they do (that's a bad thing, by the way).



i have found in life that people who are offended by something, right or wrong, are often are just unwilling to admit that they feel the same way about whatever it is that offended them. for example, people make fun of the fact that i am bald. they don't want to be bald. i don't want to be bald. i used to be offended when it happened. now that i have accepted it as a fact of life, i make fun of it too. it's a flaw in my life that is rightfully subject to ridicule. so what? it's fine with me that people point it out. it is what it is. if i went outside with my fly open, i'd expect somebody to point it out.



an average rebuild is $15k, so $20k isn't too far out there. pretty much goes with the territory. but i get that some people would rather get a new camry for that money, and transfer their two weeks of laundry from one car to the next.



as for the number of animals, this one escapes me. we recently added a second dog. we are finding it hard enough to split the attention, which they both deserve, between the two. there is no way we could even think about a third. i love animals, but as pets, i know how much attention each one needs, and how much i can give, and even though i work from home most of the time, my time is still limited. i don't see how anybody can have that many animals, and train them properly, without a staff to take care of them. if i tried it, they would be unruly, dirty, and misbehaving.



it's hard enough to keep the house clean with 2 dogs, but i can't even begin to imagine what the inside of my house would look like with more animals, and i don't believe in having pets live outside, whether they are physically capable or not. they are too easy to ignore, and it's too easy fall into the pattern of only going out to see them to feed them. that's just not fair to the animals. i get all of mine fixed too, so as not to allow that to get out of control. i've had surprise litters before, and it always pulled attention away from the primary pets.



we don't have horses for exactly the same reason, no matter how much we'd love to have them. no way to pay enough attention to them, even with a trainer.



even if we had the space, i can't imagine a scenario that would allow me to pay proper attention to a dozen animals, let alone 3 dozen. i mean, you have to spend at least a half hour a day with each one. it's just me and the wife. that pretty much limits us to 2.



somebody's going to have to explain to me how you have that many animals, train them to behave properly, clean up after them, and then manage to give them the attention they need. seems like a real situation of neglect, unless that's all you do all day, which most of us cannot do. but, i'm all ears. the wife wants more animals, and i'd love to be able to give that to her. i just can't figure out how to do it.



as for cats, that's the wife's thing. i've met a couple of cats i liked, but for the most part, i just find them to be annoying, needy, often noisy animals that shed on the furniture. the ones we've had don't even hunt and keep the mouse and rat population down. i get why some people like them, and there is no denying that kittens are cute, and a purring cuddling cat has a sedating effect. just not my thing.



but, back to the questions. what is the answer to #3?
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