and be thankful for things you can say only on THANKSGIVING without getting in trouble:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that is one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Don't play with your meat.
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
10. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I heat it before it is ready?
Happy Thanksgiving
