[ds968]

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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[Chris Vais]

As one senior driver to another, very clever. Never forget that old age and treachery beat youth and beauty every time!!!

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[Kim]

an old fella near here was slowly looking for a parking place at Wal-Mart. He found one and, as he slowly turned to pull in, a young hotshot in Mustang zoomed in first. The young guy got out and said to the old guy "that's what you can do when you are young and quick" The old guy thought about it, got into his Cayenne, and plowed into the young guy's Mustang. As he got out he said to the young buck "that's what you can do when you are old and rich".

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[flash]

lol - reminds me of a line from a movie - "older and better insured"

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