01-21-2017, 06:30 PM
Gents I done had me an epiphany. It done cum outta da blue and has rocked me to the bedrock of the foundation of my soul. I think I miss Obama. Now before all of you west coast intellectual elites think a irredeemable east coast poorly educated doofus like me could have an epiphany much less know what the word means or how to use it, I gots me proof.
Now now, I knows I lives on a dirt road up in mountains in the woods and I ain't got no fancy million dollar house like y'all but dat don't mean I can't think or have a thought at least once a week. My parents, both eastern educated like me and at an obvious disadvantage, done taught me to give credit where credit is due.
It's January in NE Pa. Winters are cold and snowy this time of year. Yea I still gots me some snow in the yard and ice on the dirt road but today I opened my garage doors , turned off the heat and washed my 968 and my truck. It's a balmy 52 degrees. Heavens forbid will wonders never cease!
So why do I miss obama. I miss him because he done be in charge for the last eight years and I think, no I believe he should get 100% credit for this wondrous day which is a result of global warming. Eight years of tireless effort and proof positive results. Forget about peace in the Middle East. I washed my vehicles in January and for that I will be forever greatful.
I dona know why he be worried about his legacy, shoot he done raised the temperatures in the winter. He be saving us poo folk on our heating bills. His legacy done be secure. I hope he stays in CA. for awhile so y'all can got some more rain.
Now that boys is how to make a point without name calling, hatred and vitriol!
Now now, I knows I lives on a dirt road up in mountains in the woods and I ain't got no fancy million dollar house like y'all but dat don't mean I can't think or have a thought at least once a week. My parents, both eastern educated like me and at an obvious disadvantage, done taught me to give credit where credit is due.
It's January in NE Pa. Winters are cold and snowy this time of year. Yea I still gots me some snow in the yard and ice on the dirt road but today I opened my garage doors , turned off the heat and washed my 968 and my truck. It's a balmy 52 degrees. Heavens forbid will wonders never cease!
So why do I miss obama. I miss him because he done be in charge for the last eight years and I think, no I believe he should get 100% credit for this wondrous day which is a result of global warming. Eight years of tireless effort and proof positive results. Forget about peace in the Middle East. I washed my vehicles in January and for that I will be forever greatful.
I dona know why he be worried about his legacy, shoot he done raised the temperatures in the winter. He be saving us poo folk on our heating bills. His legacy done be secure. I hope he stays in CA. for awhile so y'all can got some more rain.
Now that boys is how to make a point without name calling, hatred and vitriol!

