[Cloud9...68]

Or Shannon Bream

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[Rap]

Although Flash thinks I'm a died in the wool crazy and drink the koolaid Fox News watcher, I rarely see anything about Palin. Dan your absolutely right though except it's for their stable of highly intelligent good lookin babes!

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[ds968]

[quote name='Cloud9...68' timestamp='1419739093' post='164740']Or Shannon Bream[/quote]



Oh yeah, forgot about her. Not fair though, they pick former beauty contestants, teach them how to read ( lol, had to take a shot ) knowing that will facilitate their efforts to feed the nearly hypnotized male audience all that nonsense spin. Hey, I just turn the sound off and watch their broadcasters, LOL.

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How many are attorneys?

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[94SilverCab]

Speaking about Fox(es) News...how about Courtney Friel?

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Ugggggg. Owwwww screw cnn

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[ds968]

Breaking news : https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/boy-who-...59057.html

Oh, damn, and the publisher is now pulling the book off the shelves..just when I was about to buy a copy of what may have been the most credible and best documentation of someone's experience in actual heaven !!

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[flash]

lol - i think it's all a bunch of malarkey

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[968Syncro]

I certainly feel bad for this guy, what horrible trauma.

 

But from the article where he says:  "They should read the Bible, which is enough. The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.”"

 

Gee, how many people really do not know that the Bible was written by man?

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[ds968]

By all accounts, the bible was written by a consortium of individuals during various eras when not only was the earth flat , lol, but when drug use was so common that the overwhelming majority of people indulged in daily doses of opium / hashish, or a myriad of other hallucinogenic plants or potions ; great additives for the imagination and the conversion of such into fantastic stories .

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[ds968]

So this guy walks into a church, looks up and says  :  God, if you really exist then tell me what the meaning of life is .   A thunderous voice replies:  that answer is only given to people after their death. The guy says : oh, come on, you gotta be kidding me, why not tell me now ?    The voice responds :  what, you can’t wait a month ?!  

 

And then there's a catholic school teacher asking her 1st grade students if anyone knows where Jesus was born ;  Johnny raises his hand and says    Pittsburgh !   The teacher,

tells him that's incorrect and looks to another student for a reply, when Johnny says :  oh, it's Philadelphia !   The teacher, says ; Johnny.. you're embarrassing me, Jesus was born in Bethlehem .   Johnny exclaims : - well, I  KNEW  it was some f'ing place in Pennsylvania, didn't I ?!          

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[Rob in Oz]

Just finished reading James A Michener's excellent novel "Space" for the second time, after a 20 year break.  In it, there is mention of California and Fremont banning the teaching of evolution in schools in those states.  Was this true at the time - set in the 1960 - 1990s?  If so, hopefully it's not current.  Can you enlighten an ignorant Aussie?

Thanks

Rob

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Rob, Google California banns teaching of evolution. Interesting read

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[flash]

lol - i think they must have overturned god.  can't find it anywhere, and as far as i can find it isn't banned, and in fact religious books have been pulled from some college prep courses.

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[94SilverCab]

Rob, Google California banns teaching of evolution. Interesting read

ISIS also banned the teaching of evolution, so ISIS = California?

Curious minds...

Jay

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[968Syncro]

ISIS also banned the teaching of evolution, so ISIS = California?


Curious minds...


Jay

Jay, that is a logical fallacy which would probably be classified as "Tu quoque" or perhaps a "tautology".

 

You can find the answer in a branch of philosophy called "categorical logic"; e.g. just because two categories share a characteristic, does not imply equality.

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[Rap]

It's Friday for God's sake, couldn't we talk about the logic of cars vs. women?

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[968Syncro]

Well, both are illogical, and a union, divergence, or even a correlation of two illogical subjects does not constitute logical subject matter.

 

Ok, Ok, I give.,,,,, ok, ..... uncle....

 

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.


One woman lost it completely.


She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die, ‘she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'


For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate   woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved.


He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.


She gasped...


Then, he spoke...   'Iron this, and then get me a beer.'

 

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[Rap]

ok how about a car one?

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[968Syncro]

A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."

 

What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill? A miracle. What do you call two VW buses at the top of a hill? A mirage.

 

_______ and, then as request, both cars and women!  ___________

 

 

A blonde was trying to sell her old car but was having a lot of problems because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day she told her problem to a brunette that she worked with. The brunette told her: "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."


"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."


"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde: "Did you sell your car?"


"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

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