03-09-2005, 11:53 PM
I was pondering this question as I gazed over a blatantly forged resume of a candidate I interviewed today. Is it wrong to lie to get a job? Who hasn't exagerrated there skill set to "mold" themselves into a dream candidate for a position? I asked myself these introspective questions as I sat entranced by this girls large breasts, I mean eyes. After all she has a family to feed right?
My predecessor had become known for his hiring practices at my job; I was finishing up his interviews since his departure. My customer service section, nicknamed the "Rack Room" is manned (no pun intended), by women who are pleasantly endowed. This new candidate would make a lovely addition to the team, but yet I find myself struggling to come to grips with her willingness to deceive, complicated by her almost cavalier display of skin, which was...quite intoxicating. I began to become a little hot so I lowered the temperature 3 times during her interview. Just as I thought, she had no bra. Obviously a ploy to draw my attention away from her absurdly inadequate resume. It worked. I began to think of ways I could abuse my power as her boss to force her to like me. "Business" lunches, late nights, cramped quarters....She was perfect, except she kept doing this really annoying thing...talking. That is definitely her weakness. There is a reason why beauty is found in peaceful landscapes and not noisy cities.
Even though she wasn't mute and her resume was, well, inadequate, she bent over backwards to get the job, so she will be working under me for the next few days. She is lucky to have such a hands on manager such as myself who weighs all facets of the prospective candidate in the proper proportions.
My predecessor had become known for his hiring practices at my job; I was finishing up his interviews since his departure. My customer service section, nicknamed the "Rack Room" is manned (no pun intended), by women who are pleasantly endowed. This new candidate would make a lovely addition to the team, but yet I find myself struggling to come to grips with her willingness to deceive, complicated by her almost cavalier display of skin, which was...quite intoxicating. I began to become a little hot so I lowered the temperature 3 times during her interview. Just as I thought, she had no bra. Obviously a ploy to draw my attention away from her absurdly inadequate resume. It worked. I began to think of ways I could abuse my power as her boss to force her to like me. "Business" lunches, late nights, cramped quarters....She was perfect, except she kept doing this really annoying thing...talking. That is definitely her weakness. There is a reason why beauty is found in peaceful landscapes and not noisy cities.
Even though she wasn't mute and her resume was, well, inadequate, she bent over backwards to get the job, so she will be working under me for the next few days. She is lucky to have such a hands on manager such as myself who weighs all facets of the prospective candidate in the proper proportions.
["The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson]
