So... way off topic , but one of my favorite bagpipe jokes of all time ( yes, there are bagpipe jokes ) . And unfortunately I must condense the whole story , but here we go .
A guy walks into a musicians hangout bar carrying an octopus under his arm . The bartender tells him he can't bring that thing in there, but the guy insists it's a very special octopus who can play any instrument known to man.. Musician after musician hand the octopus their guitars, saxophones, accordions, violins , ,trumpets, and others let him play the piano, drums and everything else in the bar, as they watch in total amazement how accomplished he is at playing all of those . A Scottish lad watching all this from the back of the bar, finally brings his bagpipe over and hands it to the octopus . The octopus keeps staring at it , and staring at it , and staring at it , for what seems like an eternity .. The octopus' owner turns to him and says : " What's the matter , you don't know how to play this ?! " The octopus replies ( yes, it's a talking octopus also ) : " Play it ?! I'm just trying to figure out how to remove its pajamas , so I can f**k it ! "
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