[Rap]

Ds you’re such an honest and straightforward truthful man. That’s Jay’s daughter.

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[ds968]

Bob, Jay may not appreciate that comment, insofar as most girls tend to resemble their fathers’ features. Man boobs ??

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[Roboman]

I'm is Sicily seeing friends, here's another model that wasn't expected....

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[ds968]

Ah, the “ultimate “ funeral automobile.

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[Roboman]

Exactly Dan, not the prettiest or quickest, but by then you won't care!

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[Waylander]

I wouldnt be seen dead in that

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[Kaj Hallstrom]

Bob Hopes wife once asked Bob." What hearse do you want to ride in and where do you want to be buried ".....Bob 's response" I don't know dear, surprise me" 

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[Rap]

You’d be surprised what’s tolerable in death.

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[ds968]

You’d be surprised what’s tolerable in death.

Even 72 virgins ..?

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[Waylander]

But no one said they were female?

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[ds968]

Or even human .. ( could be sheep ...or camels ;-) )

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[Rap]

It was Virginians not virgins

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[ds968]

Thats the kind of trouble which can occur when words either sound or/and are spelled in a certain way that may bear similarities and can be misinterpreted ; another example of that is the story of an elderly man who hired a college student to paint his house, telling him not to forget to finish the back porch as well. When all done, and the student came to collect his money he said : I really hope you like the job, and by the way, just so you know : what you have in the back of the house is a Mercedes, not a Porch . But its nicely painted over now.

 

p.s the punch line could have also been :   your Porch now has a new coat of paint on it, I even painted the 911 lettering on the back of it,, 

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