I kinda liked this story:
man facing charges for having sex with a table
Posted: March 28, 2008 02:24 AM PDT
BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.
http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=808...tType=Printable
A reader comment from the web site:
***This is certainly a knotty problem. He must have really been pining for that table. It probably has legs up to here and one hot seat. I wonder if he's part of a splinter group? Hope he's not a tree hugger.
Talk about your major woody. This really goes against the grain and seems to have caused alot of friction. Removing an umbrella doesn't make you less shady. He's a chiseler all right. And he must be awfully board. Sex with Patty O. Furniture? I'm sure she's no plane Jane but this is warped. He's gonna take a shellacking for this. He's lathey. So this is his way of coping? They should make him walk the plank, wooden you think? He could use a swift kick in the balsa. He's no longer very poplar lumbering around like this.
I'm logging off now.