Conprendeme ye say Rap me lad! Sounds like ye from a Spanish galley arrh! A rum do indeed! That'll explain ye trying to dash me an the lads on them rocks(dry ones at that lad!), we spied the treasure map and seeing the area of the website lay beside Davy Jones Locker! Aye! And them words beside it "WARR IS BlEAK" (it's the best I can do!) it says. Shiver me timbers, no grog! Never! Double rations all round for the lads! But none for that there Albatross perched on the mizzen, should be circling the ship bringing me an'lads good fortune arrh! Have ye ever noticed Rap me lad that the full non de plume of our Flash contains the words "saloon bar"! Fitting indeed! I hears he also wants to "Bash ban of rolls" whatever that may mean!
Andy