[Rap]

Maybe you should do a TV commercial!

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[lbpesq]

Wanna be my manager?

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[ds968]

I'll produce and direct it ;

Cut to scene : Bill's cab parked by the waterfront , top down , music blaring . Bob ( RAP ) and Bill leaning on the cab and signing along . Ominous looking clouds are quickly filling the sky ..

Script :

Bob ( in a state of panic ) - Bill , I just tried to open the car door and realized you locked yourself out and the keys are in the ignition .

Bill - so what's the problem ?

Bob - my God man, are you blind ?, It's going to rain any moment now , and your top is down !! ..the car's interior will be ruined by the time we get AAA here to let you in .

Whatdayathink ? Am I hired ?

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[Rap]

I think it has potential. But can you recommend a good signing class to take?

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[lbpesq]

Who's on first?

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[Rap]

Would I have to join the actors guild? 

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[ds968]

Would I have to join the actors guild? 

Yes, most likely .. so just get in touch ( maybe not the right choice of words, in this context ..) with any of the Hollywood elite who can "facilitate"  your SAG  membership  ;  maybe someone like  Harvey Weinstein,  or Kevin Spacey, or any number of those moguls..    

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[Rap]

Touch Me Two Times. I doubt SAG recognizes Republicans.

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[ds968]

Hey, Ronald Reagan was a member of SAG ! Oh yeah, I forgot , that was back in the day when republicans were normal and rational people .

Ok so back to weird things about our cars ; I have to admit that of all the bizarre gremlins our cars have exhibited over the years , the window-radio connection is at the top of the list , isn't it ?

Anyone else who can top that one ?

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[Rap]

What's the clicking sound behind the glove compartment that I only hear when I start the car? Of course this doesn't happen everytime!
I think the two coasts have different interpretations of normal and rational!

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[Waylander]

Worn Ignition Switches cause all sorts or weird things to happen, just use one key on your bunch or it wears out pretty quick with a big bunch of keys

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[az968]

Considering this is under the "electrical" threads can I assume that Bill doesn't play acoustic guitar?

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[lbpesq]

Electric, acoustic, 12 string, Tenor "Hi-D" 12 string, guitar synth - I attempt to play them all!

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