[ds968]

This snake oil advert popped up on one of the car sites at which I was looking today, and I got such a good laugh out of it, I thought I should share ..

 

  https://carcleanpros.com/gadgets/nanospa...5904777065


 

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[Roboman]

Great discovery DS, I can see why the body shops have been keeping nanosparkle a secret. All that unnecessary masking tape and make believe filler and paint cans, just so they can whip around with nanosparkle when nobody is watching and charge big bucks.


I've been wondering what to buy Alexandra for her birthday, this cloth is a great idea, thanks!!!

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[J.Elenbaas]

Roboman, are you going to try if the nanosparkle also takes away wrinkles on humans???

 

By the looks of the Mazda RX8 it also takes out dents from the body :clap:

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[Roboman]

J that's a spectacular idea! I could get Alexandra two cloths, one for her car and one for herself. I'm really excited, this could be my most successful present hunting yet

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[Rap]

Has anyone tried this? I mean your supposed to love your wife for better or worse.

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[Waylander]

man it gets dents out too, so the saying "that will buff out no problem" is now totally believable, and can be proved by this advert.......

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[Waylander]

J that's a spectacular idea! I could get Alexandra two cloths, one for her car and one for herself. I'm really excited, this could be my most successful present hunting yet

 

 

I would expect to hear the shouting and the low flying vases from here,

you must be a brave man to try that,

 

 

I did similar,

 

waiting to pay for my shopping at the checkout one day thinking the Mrs had wandered off to find something, the very very pretty cashier asked me if I would like a bag for life, I remarked that I have one but unfortunately left her the car, not realising the other half was standing right behind me!

 

I was in the dog house for a few days

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[ds968]

man it gets dents out too, so the saying "that will buff out no problem" is now totally believable, and can be proved by this advert.......

yes, it does.. the imbecile who crashed that Pagani, just ordered a set of these rags,  so with a little elbow grease this car should look like new in no time !

 

   

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[Roboman]

 

 

I would expect to hear the shouting and the low flying vases from here,

you must be a brave man to try that,

 

 

I did similar,

 

waiting to pay for my shopping at the checkout one day thinking the Mrs had wandered off to find something, the very very pretty cashier asked me if I would like a bag for life, I remarked that I have one but unfortunately left her the car, not realising the other half was standing right behind me!

 

I was in the dog house for a few days

 

Seriously Waylander?  I was in tears when I read this  

 

However, I'm now out of this thread .... getting far too risky!

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[Waylander]

Absolutely true Robert, it took a while to recover from that one

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[Rap]

You need to improve your situational awareness. Tears are still flowing. Young stuff is just trouble. I clean my shoes assiduously because I often stick mine in my mouth. I often wonder why my wife doesn’t kick me in the nads and say enough.

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[Waylander]

In fact I have made almost the same mistake twice


Left the mrs in the nail bar, getting her treatments, thinking good I have at least 45mims to browse the cheap crap shop,


So having found some peanut brittle bars nice and cheap proceeded to the checkout, the person on front of me was having some kind of drama, so my attention wandered off to the tv screen showing adverts, now me and tv are silly friends, there can be nothing of real interest, but having 4 kids I developed the shut everything out syndrome,


So while attention on the tv screen the person in front is now served, my turn so Im loudly reminded by the cashier, I sort of get in a fluster about my mind being elsewhere,


Pay for my goods, and the cashier asks do you need a bag sir being called sir was a shock in itself, so I flippantly replied no thank you, I have left her in the nail bar he laughs and now my right ear is stinging,


Now the realisation dawns on me I AM NOT ALONE!!!!


In the doghouse again

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[J.Elenbaas]

Hahaha Waylander, I guess you have a dogs live...

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[ds968]

Or cat’s 9 lives .. he has 7 left.  

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[Waylander]

Think I’m down to 1 or 2, DS

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[ds968]

Oh, oh..I was just counting the two incidents you described here .  

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[Waylander]

Oh there are other incidents that I dont think I should share


39 years of marriage, you cant escape a few, but most of mine are self inflicted

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[ds968]

Congrats !!  

 

We’re one month away from our 45th anniversary, and considering how irreverent and sarcastic I am, was it not for her great sense of humor, I’d be dead several times over by now.  

 

And here’s a suggestion how to make it up to her ..and lose one of those 2 lives you might have left ?

 

   

 

 

 

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[Roboman]

Nice one! For a microsecond I was tempted to share, but then I thought she might read the rest of this little thread, and then maybe others too. Best not

And congrats to you guys with long marriages, I'm envious and very pleased for you

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[Rap]

Silence is golden. Everyone here seems to call each other sir. Don’t quite understand it. Hard to believe it is politeness. Women have long memories. I hate to dance and years ago told my lovely wife, as a flippant joke, that she danced like Elaine-Seinfeld, and have suffered since then. I had to beg her to dance at our wedding. Now the overly intelligent lot among you, DS, might say yo rap that was pure genius. It was of course but it came with a very heavy price. 

As for trying to be humorous to today’s youth it is a waste of time. My sardonic wit seems to be wasted on everyone.

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