reminds me of an old joke - I'll just post the reader's digest version below, in order to save some reading time..
catholic school, second grade, sex education class, the teacher asks the students if they know anything about procreation. Johnny raises his hand and informs the class that procreation can be the result of a man and a woman making love, and continues to say that there are 130 positions by which that can be accomplished.
shocked, the teacher orders him to sit down and asks Mary Catherine O'Halleran the same question, upon which she replies that there is only one way, and that's in the missionary position. At that point, Johnny jumps up from his seat, and proudly exclaims : 131 ! 131 !!
