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A panda walks into a bar and orders a dish of bamboo. He eats then takes out a gun and shoots randomly. He reholsters the gun and walks out.



The bartender runs after him: “Hey, You've got no business coming into my bar, eating my food, shooting down the whole place and then walking away!”



The panda answers: “Of course I do! I'm a panda! Look it up!”



The bartenders goes back to find his dictionary, where he reads this definition: Panda (masc. noun): a chinese bear who eats bamboo, shoots and leaves.[/size]



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Joke 2

2 sharks are eating a clown when one say to the other. "Does this taste funny to you?" [/size]



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I like : Drink Apple Juice, O.J. will kill you ! <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/smile.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />

Something my daughter (!) sent me today. <img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/ohmy.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />

It is "car" related (well... somewhat...)



The Amish

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol

officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous." "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home." "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too." "Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home." True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately. "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."

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Emergency brake? I would have expected that to be labeled NOS!<img src="/forum/images/smilies/968/laugh.gif" class="smilie" alt="" />

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"the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."

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