10-18-2010, 09:08 PM
Not a funny subject matter itself, but this write up is still just too amusing not to share.. IMO..
Not meant to offend any of the listed nationalities, so let's keep our sense of humour about it all, shall we ?! ...
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The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has
increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate
Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides".
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since
the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire
of 1666.
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their
allies, just in case ...............................
Not meant to offend any of the listed nationalities, so let's keep our sense of humour about it all, shall we ?! ...
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has
increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate
Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides".
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since
the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire
of 1666.
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their
allies, just in case ...............................
